can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’
I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing
Nothing better than Dean calling Sam “Sammy”. Sam may have found it to be an annoying nickname growing up but I think after everything they’ve been through the years, it’s almost a welcome relief for Sam to hear Dean calling him that. Because it’s one of the ways Dean shows his love for Sam. The person he bought up and looked after his whole life, his whole world.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
me: *stays in*
mum: why are you always in the house
me: *goes out*
mum: why are you never in the house
"remember when you used to be friends wit-"